she’s using an intricate system to dumbwaiters to slip in and out of parties

Yesterday, RadarOnline reported the following about Lindsay Lohan most likely crashing Harvey Weinstein’s SAG awards after-party. (Quick Note: She’s permanently living at the Marmont now, so just assume she’s using an intricate system to dumbwaiters to slip in and out of parties.):

The Mean Girls star was with friends at the infamous watering hole/hotel and was spotted going to the bathroom frequently with a male companion.
“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”
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A second eyewitness tells us that Lohan, wearing a plunging v-neck black dress, sans bra, on Sunday night: “was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night.”
A third eyewitness tells Radar: “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”

And if you’re guessing Dina immediately called up TMZ with a bullshit story about Lindsay being such a good girl who’s seriously going to sue this time to protect her career, Dina immediately called up TMZ with a bullshit story about Lindsay being such a good girl who’s seriously going to sue this time to protect her career:

A source close to the actress tells TMZ … Lindsay is already exploring her legal options with her attorneys … because she feels the false stories are sabotaging her effort to save her career.
Lindsay acknowledges she WAS at the party at the Chateau Marmot hotel in Hollywood Sunday night … but insists she was sitting with Alan Cummings (sic) the whole time and ONLY drank water.

They do realize they can’t just randomly say people’s names hoping they’ll back their shit up, right? I understand Alan Cumming is probably busy actually working and having a career, but I also like to believe he has people around him smart enough to go, “Alan Cumming was nowhere near Ms. Lohan the whole night – Nor does he sip water in corners. Pssh. Bitch. – and had she come near him, there’d be a permanent mark from the sequin glove he pulled out of his purse and slapped her across the face with to ward her freckle-skank off. He’s very sassy.” (Long story short: Clearly I know more about Alan Cumming than Dina Lohan who I’m assuming thought she just made up a pretend name.) le accuse di paternità della fan scatenata sono state ritirate foto chicas modelos
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her husband went home crying without even touching his waterslide

Considering the last time the Patriots faced the Giants in the Super Bowl her husband went home crying without even touching his waterslide, Gisele Bundchen has found herself turning to the very same deity Tom Brady proved doesn’t exist when his team essentially anally raped Tim Tebow in the playoffs. The New York Post reports:

“My sweet friends and family,” the e-mail began. “This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .
“So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.
“Thank you for your love and support. Love, G :)

Somewhere Tim Tebow sets down his acoustic guitar and excuses himself from the praise circle. As he enters his private pastoral chambers, he can’t help but crack a smile while reading of his mortal enemy’s desperate pleas to the Almighty. For little does Tom Brady know that Tim Tebow spent the entire pre-season licking every last prayer tear, rich with quarterback power, from the eyes of Jesus. Every last one of them…

TIM: MUAHAHAHAHA!
DEACON: *bursts in* Tim, are you okay? I swear I heard evil laughter like that of Lucifer himself.
TIM: No, no, I’m fine…
DEACON: Now wait just a minute. Son, were you masturbating?
TIM: What? No! Why would you- *looks down* Why is it hard like that? Is that supposed to happen?! HELP ME!
DEACON: The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! We need holy water in here! le accuse di paternità della fan scatenata sono state ritirate foto chicas modelos
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according to divorce papers filed today

Mena Suvari and her husband Simone Sestito have decided to call it quits, according to divorce papers filed today.
The American Pie actress, 32, married Sestito, 25, in 2010 in Vatican City.
In the documents, it says the couple are splitting due to “irreconcilable difference.”
Suvari does not want to pay spousal support and would like to officially drop the last name Sestito.
The date of separation is listed as November 1, 2011.
Suvari was previously married to cinematographer Robert Brinkmann on March 4, 2000. He was seventeen years her senior. The two divorced in 2005. le accuse di paternità della fan scatenata sono state ritirate foto chicas modelos
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has such a big smile on her face

No wonder Reese Witherspoon has such a big smile on her face, she’s going to visit hubby Jim Toth at work!
The Oscar winner couldn’t hide her happy face as she headed to her hubby’s Santa Monica office on Thursday afternoon, looking casual-chic in jeans and a sweater, paired with a hot-pink and gold cross necklace, and a classic Chanel tote.
Miss Witherspoon may opt out of attending the Academy Awards this year, because she’s prepping for a huge press tour with her upcoming flick, This Means War. The sexy spy vs. spy flick, which costars Tom Hardy, Chris Pine and Chelsea Handler, is set to hit theaters Feb. 17. le accuse di paternità della fan scatenata sono state ritirate foto chicas modelos
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looking cool and causal in blue sweater

It’s time to buy a bigger nest!
Looking cool and causal in blue sweater, black jeans and comfy boots, January Jones took her 5-month-old son Xander (and his nanny!) shopping for a big new home in LA, on Friday afternoon.
The Mad Men star gave birth to her first child last September, and while she’s not yet ready to reveal the baby daddy’s name, she is anxious to leave her bachelorette pad behind!
Jones is currently in search of a home in an exclusive area of Beverly Hills that will be big enough to accommodate her growing family — does this mean there might be more babies in her future? le accuse di paternità della fan scatenata sono state ritirate foto chicas modelos
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is like the crazy, eccentric aunt we really wish

We all love it when celebrities share juicy morsels about their personal life online, but there is such a thing as sharing too much information – and today Sinead O’Connor crossed that line.

Those of you who have been following the complicated goings on in Sinead’s love life, both online and in the press, will know that the singer (most famous for that tune “Nothing Compares To You” back in the 90’s) recently married her fourth husband in a ceremony in Vegas (you know, the type where an Elvis impersonator ordains it for you).

However after just sixteen days she announced plans to divorce the man (who’d she’d only been going out with for a short time anyway) as he’d been left rather upset by an incident on their wedding night where Sinead had attempted to go on a hunt to pick up some weed with him, but instead ended up in a rather nasty place with a large quantity of crack in her hands.

Sinead’s new hubby is a drugs councillor by the way (don’t laugh children will you) and soon afterwards the relationship came to an end – or not as the case may seem.

Today the singer took to Twitter to say that the divorce has now been called off as her husband went round to hers last night and “laid” her, and now they’re making a go of it. She said:

‘Spent beautiful evening of love making with none other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend.’

‘Guess who had a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?’

‘Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend’

‘Am be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in like a yr like regular people.. but stay married an we all in love an f*** every other’

‘So sinead got laid!!! an all well. yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!’

Claim her with his club? Jesus wept that is grim.

Sinead is like the crazy, eccentric aunt we really wish we had. le accuse di paternità della fan scatenata sono state ritirate foto chicas modelos
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